fromunderthechristmascorktree:

so i came out on facebook today

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Anonymous asked:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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